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What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
What did the apple say to the apple pie?
"You've got some crust."
What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?
Because they're crab apples !
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?
Puff pastry !
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