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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.
"What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly.
"What's it taste of ?" asked the cook.
"Glue!"
"Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
When you take careful aim.
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
An outboard apple.
Once upon a time there were five apples
Which was the cowboy?
None - because they were all redskins.
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