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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
It can look round.
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down hill.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard's on fire.
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,
'Watch out for worms won't you !'
The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.
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