Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She fell for the Big Apple !
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!
What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm !
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.